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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. What did the fishing rod say to the boat? Canoe help me with my homework? Why can't you do your calculus homework on a Friday night? Because you can't drink and derive. Why don't you do arithmetic homework in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate. What did the dog say to his classmate? "Can I copy your homework, I ate mine." What did the cheerleader say when she was given more homework? Bring It On. What do you call a man who can do a years worth of homework in two weeks? Billy Madison. Why don't fish need to do homework? Because they're always swimming in schools. What did the teacher ask her class? Who let the homework-eating dogs out! Why do people do homework? Because it doesn't know how to do it itself. Why can't you do homework faster than Rachael Leigh Cook? Because "She's All That". Knock Knock Who's there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey really have homework on the first day? Knock Knock Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl we finish our homework on time? Knock Knock Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe help me with my home work. Knock Knock Who's There? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew your homework before you go outside. My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard." I would do my math homework, but I've already got my own problems. I was a thirty something frat boy and I never had homework, but that was at my "Old School". If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study. I wanted to turn in my bartending homework, but I was absinthe. Biology Teacher: "Students, what does the chiken give you?" Student(s): Eggs and Meat! Teacher: "Great! What dose the pig give you?" Student(s): Bacon! Teacher: "Excellent! Now what does the fat cow give you?" Student(s): HOMEWORK!! SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Matthew has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. What do pigs give you? Pork. What do goats give you? Cheese. What do cows give you? Homework. Teacher says to little Mary, "I want you draw a picture of a house" Little Mary says "That must be my HOMEwork" Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment." Bad Student One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my teacher "Miss will i get into trouble for something i havent done ?" She said "No why" I said " Because I havent done my homework. Pick Up Lines I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be.

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Homework Jokes

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake.

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A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

Me: i'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework.

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

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Homework Jokes

We’re sorry. this joke list was supposed to be twice as long but our dog ate half of it. honest if you hate homework as much as we do, then this list of hilarious homework jokes is for you.

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What’s Hermione Granger’s favourite homework?

My teacher say’s I didn’t do my Ancient Roman homework?

That’s his story!

My science teacher is always saying I haven’t done my homework!

We just lack chemistry!

I ripped up my homework.

It was tearable.

Why didn’t the kid do their cooking homework?

They didn't have enough thyme!

Little Brother: I am learning about numbers for homework!

Big Brother: What are the odds?

My teachers told me off for something I didn’t do!

My homework.

Kid: Dad, can you help me with my homework? Dad: No, son. It just wouldn't be right.

Kid: I know, but will you try it anyway?

My teacher’s the best…

She puts kisses all over my homework!

Why did Vladamir Putin finish his homework so fast?

Because he was Russian.

Father: When Winston Churchill was your age he did homework by candlelight.

Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister!

I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework.

What are the odds?

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!

They teacher left a note on my homework but signed it with the wrong name…

I think they're mass-grading as someone else!

Why was the girl’s A+ homework covered in feathers?

She’d hired a mathmachicken!

For my art homework I had to write about Salvadore Dali...

I tried, but my pen turned into a giraffe and my desk melted.

Kid: My dog ate my homework… Teacher: It was a computer science assignment!

Kid: He took quite a few bytes!

Teacher: Did your Dad help you with your homework?

Kid: No, he did it all by himself!

My friend asked to use my fingers to help him with his Maths homework…

He should stop counting on me!

My homework was to cook something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits! No idea how too but…

There’s a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

Why was the algebra homework so sad?

It had a lot of problems!

What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?

What did the bacon do after school?

Their ham-work!

Why did the student eat their homework? 

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?

He had to ketchup!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

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Homework Jokes

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

UrStepmom😏😏

Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

I am the student....

Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Derek Arunasalam

What did the cow say? Moo

You eat p....

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class

Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any Homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Funnyest thing I did on my sister!

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!

EIGHTLOVESTIKTOKLOL

What animal can't you trust with your homework?

A: A cheet dah!

Why can’t u give a orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in

BoomkittyFX

Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.

Overcome, change adapt

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

Sportsronan (sub me)

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

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My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn’t help either.

Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew

Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment? **Awkward silence** Me: It took him a couple bytes

My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A student walks up to his teacher... -Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway

The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."

Teacher :) Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Students: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Students: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Students: *"Homework!"*

Teacher Questions Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!

Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish

I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment. My homework ate my dog.

"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework" "Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."

A teacher is teaching. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

One brave student... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Do you know what animals give you? Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself

What does the fat cow give you? Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake? It always tastes like paper.

Teacher VS Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

The teacher is asking a student a question. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"

A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework

Funny Jokes!!! Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"

A student walks up to their teacher. Student: "Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not! why?" Student: "Because I didn't do my homework"

A kid hand in his homework and the teacher says, "You're presentation is misssing." And the kid replies with, "Oh I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlements, my HOMEWORK"

Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?" Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right." Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"

Little Johnny raises his hand in class… "Teacher!" "Yes, Johnny." "Would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not!" "Good! Because I *didn't* do my homework!"

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"

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New Homework Jokes

I can’t concentrate while watching my videos for homework I think it’s because of 80hd

After I broke my arm, my buddy wrote down all my missed homework assignments on my elbow cast. It really classed up the joint.

My dog just ate my coding homework It took him a couple bytes

What do you call a minimum 3 page assignment for homework given to you by your mexican teacher? Essay

My nephew was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo? I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

Why am I getting a look of silent disbelief while telling my teacher that I am “asking for a friend?” It’s not a lie! That phrase will never be taken seriously again I guess... The dog ate his homework and he wanted an extra day to do it.

I asked my dad for help with my physics homework exactly once. I told him I didn't quite understand the concept of "W = fd" He told me to get a job.

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!" Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."

For our art homework we had to do a painting and my teacher asked me where mine was. I said, "My dog ate it." "But you don't have a dog..." said the girl next to me. "You're right," I replied, "not any more."

Teacher - Student Student: should I get into trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: did you do your homework? Student: did you mark our tests? Teacher: I've got other classes tests to mark. Student: well I've got other classes homework to do. Not sure if joke. Still found this to be enjoyable.

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That’s awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately! Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

In class... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Teacher asks student Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Hey girl are you my math homework? Because I'm going to pretend I never knew you, but in reality my dog ate you.

A Korean kid walks into class with no homework. "Where is your homework, little Wu-Chan-Le?" asks the teacher. "My dog ate it," he replied. "Then my dad ate the dog."

Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

Are you my homework? Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

I'll do you like my math homework Slam you on the table, try to do you, but give up and pay someone to finish you

A teacher asks her first grade class about farm animals... Teacher: "What does a fat chicken give you?" Class: "Chicken nuggets!!!" Teacher: "What does a fat pig give you?" Class:"Bacon and ham!!!" Teacher: "What does a fat cow give you?" Class:"Homework!!!"

What does a chicken give you? Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he..... Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Babe are you my homework? Because I'd slam you on my table and do you all night

"Hey teacher, will I get in trouble for something I didn't do?" "No of course not." "Okay I didn't do my homework."

Why did the boy eat this homework? Because the teacher said, it was a piece of cake.

How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? He assigned it

My dad said "Do your chemistry homework, okay?" Potassium

What do you call completed Algebra homework? The aftermath.

Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Teachers be like... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Students: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Students: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Students: "Homework!"

A communist homework joke... Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!

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Sometimes you just need a good laugh, and your students do too! Whether it’s a chuckle about classrooms, students, supplies, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are just the thing to take in when you need a bit of humor during the day.

Our Favorite School Jokes for Kids

1. what is a snake’s favorite subject in school.

Hisssssstory.

2. Which school supply is king of the classroom?

3. why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school.

Because her students were so bright.

4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

Time to run!

5. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

6. which letter of the alphabet has the most water, 7. what’s the best place to grow flowers in school.

In kindergarden.

8. Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

9. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-a-bet.

10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Because he kept telling yolks.

11. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Because he was the teacher’s pet.

12. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

13. Why do magicians do so well in school?

They’re good at trick questions.

14. What do you need to go to high school?

15. why did the kid eat his homework.

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

16. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

Because it tocks too much.

17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

He wanted to test the water.

18. What kind of school do surfers go to?

Boarding school.

19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Looking sharp!

20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Pick them up and roll them back!

21. Why was the broom late for school?

He over-swept.

22. Which building has the most stories?

The library!

23. How many letters are in the alphabet?

11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

24. How do fish get to school?

The octobus!

25. Why did the jellybean go to school?

To become a Smartie!

26. What does your computer do for lunch?

Has a byte!

27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off?

29. what does a book do in the winter.

Puts on a jacket.

30. What did the paper say to the pencil?

31. what contest do skunks win at school.

The smelling bee!

32. Why do calculators make great friends?

You can always count on them.

33. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?

Skydiving school.

34. What should you grow in a school garden?

Human beans.

35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?

To achieve a higher education.

36. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they keep getting lost at C.

37. Why do music teachers need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

38. How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz.

39. Why is history a sweet subject?

Because it has many dates.

40. Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already has many degrees.

41. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?

Hot CHALKolate.

42. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject?

MOTHematics.

43. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?

The princiPAL.

44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

It’s not right.

45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?

To stay in shape.

46. Which animal cheats on exams?

47. what are the 10 things teachers can always count on.

Their fingers.

48. How do you make seven an even number?

By removing the S.

49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?

Her keys were on the piano.

50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

51. What school does an ice cream man go to?

Sundae school.

52. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

The experiMINTS.

53. Why does the math class make students sad?

Because it is full of problems.

54. Which is the tallest school building?

The library, because it has so many stories.

55. Why are music teachers good baseball players?

Because they have a perfect pitch.

56. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?

Smartie pants.

57. Who’s the superhero in computer class?

The Screen Saver!

58. What did the paper say to the pen?

You have a good point.

59. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

The blackboard.

60. Why do we measure a snake in inches?

Because it doesn’t have feet.

61. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

62. what’s the most tired school supply.

A knapsack.

63. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?

She wanted to see time fly.

64. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?

The (wise) Ys.

65. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

Because they are not bright enough.

66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset?

He can never be right!

67. What’s a frog’s favorite year?

A leap year.

68. Which state is called the land of pencils?

Pennsylvania.

69. Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Mathachusetts!

70. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

Because it has so many rings!

71. What does a spider do on the Internet?

Create a WEBsite.

72. When do student astronauts eat?

During launch time.

73. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?

74. what makes a circle overqualified.

It has 360 degrees!

75. How much do computers eat for lunch?

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152 homework jokes and hilarious homework puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homework that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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• My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn't help either.
• Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
• My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd
• Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew
• My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn ?" I smiled and explained... "Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
• My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard , but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
• how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
• My daughter came home from school yesterday and told us this joke: What do you get from a fat cow? Homework.
• The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
• For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles . Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about homework can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of homework puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Which homework one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homework? I can suggest the ones about school work and housework.

• Why are Chinese kids so good at math? Because their dog doesn't eat their homework
• Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.
• What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?
• H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
• Can teachers give homeless kids... ... homework?
• Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
• I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
• What is an extreme sport? Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.
• I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
• Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
• What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it? Calculus homework.
• I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes.
• What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
• I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework. What are the odds?

Here is a list of funny no homework jokes and even better no homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• For cookery class, our homework was to bake something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits. No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
• Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish
• What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
• Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself
• Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you down on my desk. Try to do you for 5 minutes, give up, cry, and have my dad do you for me.
• Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"
• My daughter is making graphs for her math homework. Awfully suspicious... Pretty sure she's plotting something.
• A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework
• How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
• My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.

Here is a list of funny math homework jokes and even better math homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Math Teacher: Your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you have all the correct answers Later at Home: I think she's on to us, mathmachicken
• I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
• My son asked if I could help him with his math homework. He said "Do I know the square root of minus 1?" I said "aye"
• My friend asked me to assist him with his math homework. I should probably help him before he stops *counting* on me.
• How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.
• Hey girl, are you my math homework? Because I want to do you on the table
• I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
• I'll do you like my math homework Slam you on the table, try to do you, but give up and pay someone to finish you
• Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
• A math tutor agrees to help a hot student with her homework. His friends upon hearing this ask him if he made it to 3rd base with her. The math tutor replies "no. I made it to base 10."

Here is a list of funny homework assignment jokes and even better homework assignment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? He assigned it
• Why don't I lose homework assignments? Because I protect my packets with SSL.

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What funny jokes about homework you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean research paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make homework prank.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am. Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk. Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

Meanie-Pie Girl

I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars. The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman. Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....

You know what bothers me about arson?

He's never doing his homework. Yarr.

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today

Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Joke I came up with when I was ten

So a student walks into his classroom early and approaches the teacher. He says: "I just wanted to tell you that I couldn't do my homework last night" The teacher asks: "Why not?" The students replies: "Because I ran out" Teacher: "Of notebook paper?" Student: "No, of toilet paper" Teacher: "What does that have to do with anything?" Student: "I had to improvise" It's a really bad joke but I remember my parents thought it was funny.

So i met a h**... today who said she would do anything for five bucks

Guess who got their homework done!

My friend is a prison warden currently doing sensitivity training. His homework entails "What would you do if you saw two curious inmates indulging in i**...? "

I said "Why can't we just let bi-cons be bi-cons?!"

"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework"

"Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."

A teacher is teaching.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...

Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Great! What does the cow give you? Kids: Homework!

and the kid got kicked out of class...

Student: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something I didnt do? Teacher: of course not, John. That would be silly. Student: Okay good, because I didn't do my homework!

Teacher is teaching kids Teacher: what does the chicken give you? Student: meat! Teacher: what does the pig give you? Student: bacon! Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? Student: HOMEWORK!!

Found my son and his girlfriend n**... in his room.

And I was like "*s**...-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"

A student walks up to his teacher...

-Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

What does the fat cow give you?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...

She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and the students replied, "Eggs". She then asked, "What does a pig give us?" and the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Finally she asked "What does a cow give us?" and before anyone could answer little Johnny said "Homework". Joke provided by my ten year old son.

A blonde was lying in the grass...

One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky. "Getting a tan?" he asks. "No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!" "Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?" "Astronomy!"

Q:Why Do Russian Students Always Turn in Their Homework Late?

**A:Because, all they ever learn about is Stalin.** Q: What did the student's get as a result of never turning in their homework on time? **A: Bad Marx.**

What's a sharks favorite game?

s**... the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why did jimmy eat his Homework?

Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; "Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake".

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework? Kid: at home. Teacher: why is it at home? Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason. Teacher: are you being smart with me! Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done...

So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going?

A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals

She said "What does the fat Cow give us?" Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously. She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?" Her students responded with "Eggs!" She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?" Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"

At School: What Does It Give You?

Kids, what does the chicken give you? Meat! Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Bacon! Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Homework!

An Asian person robbed my house.

1. My homework is done. 2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential. 3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?"

Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard

I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

Are you my homework?

Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

Teacher : Why didn't you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital

*7 days later* T : why didn't you write your homework this time? P : my dad is still in the hospital. T : wow, this must be serious. *1 month later* T : Let me guess, you didn't do your homework because your father is still in the hospital. P : Indeed. T: well, how come? P : he's a doctor.

A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals

Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school? *1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo *2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. *3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. *4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework. *Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? *4th Student*: Yakobo *Teacher*: Satan!

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

Difference between Hypothetical and actual

So a young boy comes home from school and says, "dad, my teacher said my homework for the night is to find out the difference between hypothetical and actual." His dad says, " well son, go ask your mother if she'd sleep with her boss for a million dollars. Then, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with her principal for a million dollars and come back, tell me what they said. " So the young boy goes and asks both his mom and sister, comes back. "dad, they both said yes." "Well son, that's your answer." "But I don't get it", the boy says.  "Ya see, HYPOTHETICALLY we could be millionaires but, we're ACTUALLY living with a couple of w**...."

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.

He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"

A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."

A teacher in class with her students

+ Alright kids, so what does the chicken give us? - Eggs! They answer in unison. + Very good! And what does the pig give us? - Meat! + Excellent! And how about the cow? - Homework!

Little Johnny raises his hand in class one day...

and asks "Teacher, will you punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not" says the teacher. "Good," says Little Johnny, "cause I didn't do my homework."

How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?

Your rice is gone. Your homework is done. Your computer is fixed. And he is still backing out of the driveway....

A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...

After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks: "What am I being stopped for?" The cop answers: "Drinking and deriving."

A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, "What's this?" The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass." The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?" The kid says, "The cow ate it all." "Ok, then where's the cow?" "It left because there was no more grass."

A woman asks her husband...

about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."

A teacher asks the class,"What do you do after school, kids?"

Anthony says "I buy w**... from Yakobo" Emily says "I buy booze from Yakobo" Shaun says "I buy c**... from Yakobo" The teacher definitely didn't want to hear this type of responses, so she asks another random kid whom she didn't know that well. "I complete my homework" he says. Pleased, the teacher says "very good! What's your name, child?" "I'm Yakobo"

A teacher is giving a lesson when suddenly she hears someone scream outside the classroom.

She rushes out the door to find one of her students on the ground crying. Teacher: Oh my God, what happened?! Student: Someone just pulled a gun on me and tried to rob me! Teacher: Oh my God, are you okay? Student: Yes. All they took was my homework.

A p**... said she'll do anything for $30

Guess who completed my 2 months' homework

The boy was upset when he came home from school...

Mom I was sent home from school. Why is that? ask the concerned mom. First the teacher asked what you get from sheep. I said wool. Then she asked what you get from a pig. I said bacon. Then she asked what you get from a fat cow. I said homework.

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker! The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE

Me: Girlll! Im going to treat you like I treat my homework!

Girl: And how might that be? Me: I'm going to slam you on the desk and do you all night long

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."

My nephew was doing his history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo?

I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"

"Sure son" "What are 5 animals that live in the ocean?" "3 whales and two dolphins" "Thanks dad" "Anytime"

Why did the kids eat their homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake

There was a young man weeping

The man was sitting at a library table A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong He replied It's complicated And showed his calculus homework

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a b**... is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a b**... is ten." Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework. "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b**... is four. Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

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